Discipleship Information

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For who?
This unique little program is available for the GAP monsters that profess to be Christians. Enrollment is only open to boys. (sounds like a club huh?) Jason has determined that guys should disciple guys and girls disciple girls. Before, I did not care if it would be a guy or girl. I realize there might be some issues about girls opening up to guys and crap, but I don’t really care that. Those are things that can be dealt with properly in my opinion. But some of the things I will stress might be more masculine. And having big buff manly girls at GAP would not be a pleasant sight. I’m not sure how they would respond being pushed into physical disciplinary actions. Physically forcing them to do it would not be appropriate either. As for the guys, I have no problem abusing them. So look forward to it, because I am. =P A few assumptions will be made about each of you who are being discipled. If these assumptions turn out to be false, you will need to correct them immediately or I will have to take the proper actions.

  • Christian
  • Desire to develop your faith and character
  • Willingness to be pushed
  • Honest
The first 3 are essential if you are to enjoy the time we spend together as a group. If you are not a Christian, you will not understand why we are doing these things. The main push of this program is make you mature in your faith; your character will reflect this faith. I love to goof off, but this playing around needs to be limited to the proper situations. This discipleship will not be a walk in the park either. There will be weekly requirements that continue on and on and on and on. To help you with these things, I will motivate you the only way you understand, physical punishments. A key element to this working is honesty. Most of the tasks will be known only by you. And I will expect you to tell the truth when asked and face the consequences if you have not fulfilled your task. If you have the mentality that if no one knows, then it’s ok that I hide it or lie about it, you have a serious problem and this discipleship will not work for you.

For what reason?
When you say that you are a Christian, this is not just a title added on like being a high school graduate. This is along the lines of how you behave when you call yourself a human being. Do you scavenge for scraps like a dog? Do you beat and kill each other food? No. You walk on two feet and behave in a civilized manner. Humans are set apart from animals. Calling yourself a Christian goes above that. Now you are required to uphold Gods values and ways. Why? Because as a Christian, God OWNZ3D JOO!

For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith goodness; and to goodness, knowledge; and to knowledge, self-control; and to self-control, perseverance; and to perseverance, godliness; and to godliness, brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness, love. For if you possess these qualities in increasing measure, they will keep you from being ineffective and unproductive in your knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ. But if anyone does not have them, he is nearsighted and blind, and has forgotten that he has been cleansed from his past sins.

Therefore, my brothers, be all the more eager to make your calling and election sure. For if you do these things, you will never fall, and you will receive a rich welcome into the eternal kingdom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

2 Peter 1:5-11

When?/Where?
We will be meeting on monday nights once a week from 7:30 PM to 9:00 PM in the church basement. If you need a ride to church, let me know. If you guys are all close together, maybe we can do some kind of car pool thing. Monday night seems to be a better night because less homework is given at the beginning of the week.


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